R2-D2 Nagios Hack

Posted by DocX on Juni 24, 2008

Wie geil ist das denn!! Den R2-D2 DVD Projector haben japanische Nagios User um ein Monitoring erweitert.

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man baby(1)

Posted by DocX on April 15, 2008

BABY(1)                  USER COMMANDS                    BABY(1)

NAME
     BABY - create new process from two parent processes

SYNOPSIS

     BABY [ -sex ] [ -name ]

DESCRIPTION

     BABY is initiated when one parent process polls another server
process through a socket connection (BSD) or through pipes in the
System V implementation. BABY runs at a low priority for approximately
40 weeks then terminates with heavy system load. Most systems require
constant monitoring when BABY reaches its final stages of execution.

     Older implementations of BABY required that the initiating
process not be present at the time of completion. In these versions
the initiating process is awakened and notified of the results upon
completion. Modern versions allow both parent processes to be active
during the final stages of BABY.

OPTIONS

        -sex
          option indicating type of process created.

        -name
          process identification to be attached to the new process.

RESULT
     Successful execution of the BABY(1) results in new process
     being created and named. Parent processes then typically
     broadcast messages to all other processes informing them of their
     new status in the system.

BUGS
     The SLEEP command may not work on either parent processes for some
     time afterward, as new BABY processes constantly send interrupts
     which must be handled by one or more parent.

     BABY processes upon being created may frequently dump
     in /tmp requiring /tmp to be cleaned out frequently by one
     of the parent processes.

SEE ALSO
	sleep(1) dump(8) cry(3)

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Verkettete Bäume

Posted by DocX on Februar 18, 2004

Externer LinkNefu ist ein einfaches Monitoring Tool mit dem man zu beobachtende Hosts mit Abhängigkeiten zu anderen Hosts in einen Baum konfigurieren kann um somit false positives zu verhindern. Wer mir das nächte Woche mal auf meiner Workstation in der DVZ installieren.
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Big Brother

Posted by DocX on Juni 12, 2003

Externer LinkThe Register berichtet über neu Richtlinien im Datenschutz für britische Firmen.

»”If any monitoring is to take place it must be open and transparent and with the knowledge of the employee. “«

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