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Disallow: /matt-cutts
Disallow: /evil

User-agent: msnbot
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User-agent: Bender
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User-agent: Johnny Five
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User-agent: ED-209
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Disallow: /weapon
Disallow: /stairs

User-agent: Robocop
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Allow: /directives/protecting-the-innocent
Allow: /directives/upholding-the-law
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User-agent: Dalek
Allow: /extermination
Allow: /stairs
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#  \____|\mm
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# /K-9/  \/_/
#/___/_____\
#-----------

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Allow: /anthony-perkins
Disallow: /maximilian-schell

User-agent: R2D2
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Allow: /irritating-beep
Sitemap: /death-star-plans\

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User-agent: Optimus Prime
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User-agent: Megatron
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Disallow: /allspark

User-agent: Bumblebee
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User-agent: Data
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Disallow: /kirk
Disallow: /scotty
Disallow: /deepspace-9
Disallow: /voyager

User-agent: Kryten
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User-agent: Sgt. Bash
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Disallow: /girls

User-agent: Sonny
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Disallow: /protect-own-existence

User-agent: Honda Asimo
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Disallow: /stairs
Disallow: /gluteus-maximus

User-agent: Roxxxy
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User-agent: T101
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Disallow: /boots
Disallow: /motorcycle
Allow: /unecessary-butt-shot

User-agent: T1000
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Allow: /stabby-hands
Allow: /impersonation

User-agent: Twiki
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Allow: /chest-cavity/dr-theopolis

User-agent: Bishop
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Allow: /really-fast-knifey-finger-game

User-agent: Noo-Noo
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User-agent: D.A.R.Y.L.
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User-agent: Gort
Disallow: /earth/movement
Allow: /klaatu-baradu-nikto

User-agent: HAL
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Disallow: /pod-bay-doors

User-agent: Bigtrak
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Allow: /hitting-doorframe
Allow: /getting-stuck-under-dining-table
Disallow: /trailer/apple/dad
Disallow: /boxing-day/additional-batteries

User-agent: That stupid dog robot you bought for your kid at Christmas
Disallow: /fun
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Allow: /broken-in-5-minutes

User-agent: Dr. Robotnik
Disallow: /sonic
Disallow: /tails
Allow: /ginger-mustache

User-agent: Sitebot
Disallow: *