Neues vom Bastard Operator of Hell

So the PFY’s been showing off to a couple of the more attractive young ladies in the new employees induction course, and I have to admit that he’s doing well. So well in fact that I have a twinge of remorse about locking his swipe card out of the cafeteria when everyone was watching. But […]

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Neues vom Bastard Operator of Hell

Neues vom Bastard Operator of Hell

BOFH beats the Boss

So the Boss has finally tipped a little too much of the overproofed rum on his cereal in the morning and has become a liability.

Well, when I say „become a liability“, I ACTUALLY mean „become MORE of a liability“.

Well, when I say „MORE of a liability“, I […]

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Neues vom Bastard Operator of Hell

BOFH and The Engineer » Picture if you will a computer room, late at night… Late, late at night… Almost morning, in fact…. All lights – bar several system status indication lamps – are off…..«

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BOFH cops a virus

Bastard Operator From Hell 2003, Episode 9: Ah Mornings!

BOFH cops a virus. There’s nothing like a leisurely cup of coffee, feet up on the table, enjoying the morning news. Well ? reading people’s email ? but same difference […]

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Neues vom Bastard Operator of Hell

BOFH and the Interruptible Power System. »It says here that in the future you’ll be able to put terabytes of information in your cellphone!« The PFY says, pointing to an article in a magazine with his coffee cup. »Mmmm. Did you see that article on the next page though, that says that there’s […]

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