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BOFH beats the Boss

So the Boss has finally tipped a little too much of the overproofed rum on his cereal in the morning and has become a liability.

Well, when I say „become a liability“, I ACTUALLY mean „become MORE of a liability“.

Well, when I say „MORE of a liability“, I ACTUALLY mean „a complete nightmare“.

Well, when I say „complete nightmare“ I mean: nightmare as in turning up to work brushed cotton pyjamas with a gaping fly, having to give a televised lecture to all the eligible women in the world and having the pants fall down. And then having a test about a subject you haven’t studied for. In a tunnel that just keeps getting smaller and smaller.